Teacher Caught Students Doing WHAT During Zoom Class?! (You Won't BELIEVE It)
Robert Johnson
March 15, 2024
7 min read
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A 20-year industry veteran exposes the shocking truth about why one specific day is dangerous for diners.
Now, let's be clear: Dave does NOT own chickens. He lives in a third-floor apartment in downtown Portland. There are no chickens within MILES of this building.
"What... where... how did..." Dave can't form complete sentences. His brain has broken.
The delivery driver is now backing away slowly. "You know what, man, the pizza's free. I'm not going in there." He leaves the pizza on the doormat and RUNS back to his car.
Dave stands in his doorway, pizza at his feet, staring at a living room full of chickens. None of this makes sense.
Then he hears clucking from his bedroom. He walks in. MORE CHICKENS. In his bathroom? CHICKENS. His kitchen? CHICKENS. There are chickens EVERYWHERE.
Approximately 100-120 chickens have somehow manifested in his apartment.
He does what any rational person would do: He calls 911.
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